If all went as planned and perfectly, we wouldn’t have so many things to laugh about.
The gospel only gets old when you stop confessing and repenting. When you don’t see the multitude and magnitude of your sins on a daily basis, you stop seeing that hishisercies are new every morning. The gospel doesn’t get old because his mercies do not get old.
When someone tells you to leave, untuck your belt and use it like a tail tucked between your legs. Then walk out on all fours. They’ll start to feel bad.
Samsui Ginger Sauce + Sour Cream on tortilla
Olive oil + sea salt ice cream
"Umbrellas were made for two"
Watching the toilet cleanser sink in the water and turn a poop bowl into a splendid show
Fig butter + cheerios + almond milk
Tortilla wrap and honey. Pressed. Dunk in milk (chocolate) if you wish.
You’re singing about Stacy’s mom, but I’m craving Stacy’s chips.
Potato chips + dark chocolate
Breakfast burrito: bacon strips, fried eggs, tater tots